actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

(via icey-athena)

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Posted
29 minutes ago
Anonymous asked: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?


Answer:

burningthememories:

andreagillmer:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

This

Damn.

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28257
Posted
30 minutes ago

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

image

this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

(via l0st-at-seax)

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103181
Posted
34 minutes ago
thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johanssen i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half

thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johanssen i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half

(Source: pinenippple, via icey-athena)

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Posted
1 hour ago

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

(Source: condom, via l0st-at-seax)

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511966
Posted
1 hour ago
Anonymous asked: Imagine Bucky using Steve's shield as a sled in the winter


Answer:

imaginebucky:

he wasn’t counting on how little traction it would have, and they picked a big hill to try it out -

"fuck fuck FUCK i FUCKED UP—"

luckily for the world, sam was recording; a vine consisting of just bucky whizzing through the screen yelling obscenities goes viral within hours. it’s tagged #hecallshimselfthewintersoldier, and steve doesn’t stop laughing about it for days.

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1186
Posted
1 hour ago

xxwaytoopunkxx:

lxght-speed:

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

I lost it at the Disney world one.

(via lady-atlantis)

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211278
Posted
2 hours ago